Saturday, September 19, 2009

"Sweat"

You know what makes a conversation really dull sometimes? It's those constantly repeated words/phrase/sentences... or wtv it is. It just gets bloody boring talking to someone who repeatedly uses the word "sweat" 70 times in a same damn conversation. And you know you can't help it but you just wouldn't shut the hell up. "Ahhh... Sweat, sweat, sweat" Especially on MSN where someone uses emoticons like hell... And somehow they just got lazy to click on the emoticons, so they'd use the description word itself... "sweat". It doesn't mean anything anyway.

But still, they'd constantly use those words even in a real life face-to-face conversation... And just for the sake of argument, it even happens in a fully air-conditioned room with the temperature @ 16°C... and the same damn person can use the word "sweat".

But there's another problem, just so you bloody "sweat" user didn't know... there's 2 kinda "sweat" in a emoticon world...

The first one...
Showing embarrassment towards a situation/done something wrong...


Second one...
Telling you to that you're DAMN LAME...

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WTH? These two emoticons doesn't even add up... The first one pulls yourself in and cover up... the other one is coming forward and telling you that you're plain shite... So the next time someone tells you "sweat", you ask them which one...

Here's another word. "Damn lame"... Repeatedly used by people who thinks everything that someone says to them is lame. In other words, people who never learns. Have you ever met someone where you can make them laugh non-stop before? They'd just can't stop laughing but they call it lame, and it goes like this...: "HeheHaHehaHeha! Damn lame! HeheHaHehaHeha" , or if you want the Malaysian style... "Damn lame wei!"...

Werddd?!?! This is just stupid... You've just laughed to someones joke and you say that they're lame... Now, if you tell me it's because you think their lameness makes you laugh, I cannot argue with you=.=

I'm sure you've experienced these kinda things before. Where someone would just have to keep
repeating something even if it doesn't make sense at all. You can't call it your second nature, it's just a goddamn bad habit... Just like those people who constantly blink their eyes then followed by nodding their head when talking to you. Don't you just feel like helping them by giving the a nice SLAP...


Here's the advice, "go for the slap". Although we're living in a country full of unnecessary rules, our law says it's necessary to physically attack someone if it's for a good purpose. AND it's for a good purpose. You wouldn't want your friends bad habit get serious one day...

1 comments:

Zz... said...

what an fascinating cultural lesson...this
"sweat" thing does not exist here...if anything the words I hear way too much of are swear words or "like" aka american tv.

but yeah, I think cutesy asian face things can get a bit OTT!