''Crocs make you stink''

(Sitting at home nothing better to do, this post is meant for humor only, nothing else)

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Whenever I see someone wearing Crocs, I know immediately that we have nothing in common, and that we could never be friends or have any meaningful kind of relationship. If you've just came into this world, Crocs are the kinda shoes that look just so damn bad no matter what color it is and that the only person that goes well with it is a clown who sells burgers way back in the 1960's named Ronald McDonald. THAT'S ALL...

To their credit though, Crocs serve as an excellent idiot barometer; you can tell a lot about people wearing them. For an example, Amazon.com suggest products that other customers have purchased based on the item you're shopping for. Here are the suggestions for Crocs:

BUT heres the thing, people who wear Crocs can go on and on about how comfortable they are no matter how bad they look in those shoes that's worn by a clown. And how it's supposedly odor resistant because it's made of some kind of anti-bacterial foam. Great point, dipshits! You know what else it's resistant to? You getting laid. Then as if the shoes weren't disgusting enough, Crocs introduced a product called "Crocs butter" that's supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes they call shoes. You know that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat? There isn't a word in the english language to describe it, but I will hereby refer to it as: croc-butter.

Finally, if crapping bout how comfortable and "odor resistant" it is isn't enough, they start talking bout the price and how expensive it is... Crocs usually costs around RM120-RM200, which is what you usually pay for a pair of shoes, until you re-consider that what you're really paying for are melted pellets squirted into a cast-iron mold in some province in China. Crocs have the rare combination of being expensive, poor quality, and ugly. It's quite a feat for one shoe to suck this bad.