Is Twitter dumb or what? (Explicit)

Stop using Twitter you nutface. All the while telling people to follow you as if you're Lady Gaga or some famous personalities (and no, having 3,657 friends on your Facebook profile doesn't make you any famous). Here's the truth, if you're using Twitter in a boring way, it's more likely you are just another one of those assholes who had just finished masturbating and has nothing better to do. And that's why Twitter was created,

no cash no risk no obligation no down payment no paypal no google checkout no virus no adware no spyware no brain wrecking, and certainly to let assholes like you make use of your keyboard. Now, if you don't know how to use Twitter, then stop using it, or just delete your whole stupid Twitter account, or at least stop asking people to follow you when all you can say is that your fuckin dog just pooped on your couch and you want the whole world to know about it. Fuck it nutface, no ones gonna come to your house to clean it up for you.

Supposed Twitter was created for people to share brief information of a certain topic to a community. But now, idiots around the world are fooled by "What are you doing"... Dumbasses... do you really think people gives a flying fuck on what are you doing every 5 minutes? Alright, even if you were Lady Gaga, people still doesn't give a shit after time okay? And you're not, so nobody cares...

Every single time I asks someone why would they use Twitter, they would come out with the dumbest answer in the world... "because it's the new thing"... Hey! Grinding cocaine with orange juice is a new thing, why aren't you trying it?!... you need a better fuckin reason for dat. And what'd you mean Twitter is the new thing? I knew bout it when it first came to use for public back in 2007, just didn't bother using it at all. You my friend are an outdated fuck.