Son Of A Bitch! Wednesday, October 07, 2009

"Sweat" Saturday, September 19, 2009

You know what makes a conversation really dull sometimes? It's those constantly repeated words/phrase/sentences... or wtv it is. It just gets bloody boring talking to someone who repeatedly uses the word "sweat" 70 times in a same damn conversation. And you know you can't help it but you just wouldn't shut the hell up. "Ahhh... Sweat, sweat, sweat" Especially on MSN where someone uses emoticons like hell... And somehow they just got lazy to click on the emoticons, so they'd use the description word itself... "sweat". It doesn't mean anything anyway.

But still, they'd constantly use those words even in a real life face-to-face conversation... And just for the sake of argument, it even happens in a fully air-conditioned room with the temperature @ 16°C... and the same damn person can use the word "sweat".

But there's another problem, just so you bloody "sweat" user didn't know... there's 2 kinda "sweat" in a emoticon world...

The first one...

Showing embarrassment towards a situation/done something wrong...

Second one...

Telling you to that you're DAMN LAME...

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WTH? These two emoticons doesn't even add up... The first one pulls yourself in and cover up... the other one is coming forward and telling you that you're plain shite... So the next time someone tells you "sweat", you ask them which one...

Here's another word. "Damn lame"... Repeatedly used by people who thinks everything that someone says to them is lame. In other words, people who never learns. Have you ever met someone where you can make them laugh non-stop before? They'd just can't stop laughing but they call it lame, and it goes like this...: "HeheHaHehaHeha! Damn lame! HeheHaHehaHeha" , or if you want the Malaysian style... "Damn lame wei!"...

Werddd?!?! This is just stupid... You've just laughed to someones joke and you say that they're lame... Now, if you tell me it's because you think their lameness makes you laugh, I cannot argue with you=.=

I'm sure you've experienced these kinda things before. Where someone would just have to keep

repeating something even if it doesn't make sense at all. You can't call it your second nature, it's just a goddamn bad habit... Just like those people who constantly blink their eyes then followed by nodding their head when talking to you. Don't you just feel like helping them by giving the a nice SLAP...

Here's the advice, "go for the slap". Although we're living in a country full of unnecessary rules, our law says it's necessary to physically attack someone if it's for a good purpose. AND it's for a good purpose. You wouldn't want your friends bad habit get serious one day...

I Just Have to Talk About This... Friday, September 11, 2009

Apple has just released their new iPod Nano yesterday. Since it's not in this stupid little country yet, many of you wouldn't know bout it at the moment. Just not to make it so boring, I'll keep it really short and highlight on some new features.

First of all, this is how it looks. Still the same design. Just some minor changes. The first thing that you shall notice is that Apple has now polished the whole aluminum case to give it a much glossy and shiny surface. Secondly, you'll NOT notice that the screen is bigger until I told you so. It's now a 2.2 inch screen compared to the 2 inch screen they had last time.

(I'll just rate the feature by stars)

★★★★ (Super cool)

2) If you look at the first picture and realize something different going on the screen. It's a fm radio. And they've added something cool. You can now actually pause your radio and playback from where you paused. Not cool enough? You can also rewind back 15 minutes of broadcast.

★★★★

3) External speaker.

★★★

4) Voice recorder.

★★★

5) Voice over. (ask your iPod whatever related to what you're listening now.)

One more thing...

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★★★★★

6) Video CAMERA BITCH! (with about 7 different effects to choose from)

VGA-30fps... Quality's superb compared to 95% of the phone camera's out there. Don't believe me?

Watch this sample:

Overall recap

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(The last red girl's hot btw)

Finally, to any of you Nano 4G owners out there who just bought your 4G not long ago. I've got some bad news for ya.

1) Size. Exactly the same. As thin as before even with the video camera. In fact, it's slightly lighter

2) Price. It's even bloody cheaper.

8 GB - RM599

16 GB - RM719

Dats right, go cry to your mum =P

Just watch... Wednesday, September 02, 2009

H1N1 is still BLOODY OVERRATED! Tuesday, August 25, 2009

People with face mask dies first

If you use a sanitizer, you're second

To live...

Throw those 2 away...

What we have now, is a completely neurotic community, obsessed with hygiene, cleanliness, the air they breathe, food they eat, water they drink, objects they touch, people they meet and CONDOMS they use... Have you ever realized, the media is constantly making people think they're gonna die if they simply don't "sanitize" their hands after touching a simple door knob! And since people just panic easily, everyones now running around, constantly over-cooking their food, repeatedly washing their hands, spraying this and rubbing that, trying to avoid contact with viruses... and wonder why they lie on bed after being exposed to public. In undeveloped villages, they play "splash me" in RAW SEWAGE!

And what'd you think you have an immune system for? It's for fighting viruses like these goddamn it... But it needs practice, it needs viruses to practice... So, lemme ask ya, what you think your immune system would practice on, if you avoid all sorta viruses around you and live a completely sterile life...

You wanna know how many people had died of swine flu? 2 thousand! its a MINOR RISK......There's 260000 infected right now, which means you've got a 0.7% chance of dieing after being infected, 60% of it comes from people above 50, that means if you're below 50 reading this, you've got a 0.3% of dieing. Well it doesn't stop here, there's 6 billion on this planet... you do the calculations... Which means you've got more chances of jumping off a exploding 747, having your parachute not open, dropping into the ocean and being eaten by a great white....

So, the next time someone tells you its getting more dangerous, pull and snap his face mask (I bet he'll be wearing one), then tell him you're some pussy in disguise. If it's a girl, do the complete opposite, and tell them to goddamn visit zypost.com!

This post is for comedy purpose only...

Blogger Monday, August 24, 2009

Now I can finally say something here, first of all, Blogger themes in this planet is a piece of shit. There's not a single person dat has designed something nice. It's either the whole page is full of useless links that I don't need or its just plain lala. That's why it took me a month to find this piece of crap here.(well not really)

Secondly, school accounts is a piece of shit. Period. I'm out.